Pasta,bacon, chocolate powder



by thecroockedman

33 Comments

  1. Numerous-Rip-5640

    I would try it out of curiosity but my hopes of it tasting good would be non existent

  2. RandomAsianGuy

    he is ragebaiter. He never actuall eats whatever slob he cooks

  3. Unusual-Wolf-3315

    “just a little bit of salt. Not too much”…

    ![gif](giphy|l49C4JzxC5eyJLeQCN)

  4. henadique

    The name of the account is literally “botched recipe” in French.

  5. BasketVegetable525

    Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? This guy can’t even speak correctly (“une bonne appétit? Sérieusement mec? Retourne à ton nesquik)

    ![gif](giphy|6Wwb40cHIIR0Ob0Utz)

  6. DerpsAndRags

    I clicked this post, thinking “Oh, people put dark chocolate in recipes all the time to wonderful effect and oh JFC that’s nestle quik….”

  7. GaymerDickleedoo

    This gives I’m a s*** myself later in vibes

  8. 20061230-SL-Born

    Well, chocolate and bacon works (trust me on this) but Nesquick is not a food stuff. The only time I had to use it was for gritting the pavement outside my flat.

  9. Ksorkrax

    Dunno. Something like that might work, provided one understands that it is a dessert.
    Dessert pasta is not unheard of. Bacon should amplify chocolate taste.
    Obviously one would not use the cheap chocolate powder shit and instead melt a dark chocolate bar.

  10. Neurodiuniverse11

    Yeah this guy is a raging lard-on

  11. Mooncake967

    I’ve heard of sweet and savory but yeh. I wonder if the concept of his ragebaiting could actually be done though. I could see it working if done differently

  12. m00t_vdb

    God /r/crimesculinaires is leaking hard

  13. victoria_enthusiast

    how do you say “che schifo” in french

  14. Pansie23

    I guess that is *a* way to make chocolate pork.

  15. Hattuman

    Speaking as someone of Fr*nch descent myself… Tabarnac! What in the honhonhon titty croissant is this merde?!

  16. samanime

    Had this been cocoa, you could have probably made something edible (especially if you added some chili as well)… but it wasn’t cocoa. It was Nesquik, also known as sugar with a splash of cocoa. This isn’t meant to be eaten. This is ragebait.

  17. Limp_Marionberry_24

    So the chocolate chicken dish I saw on here a week ago wasn’t that odd?!? Others do this too..
    The French..

  18. Halfchopdz

    So…. anybody else actually tempted to try this simply cause they are speaking in French and you are hard wired to believe they must know what they are doing.

  19. Nick_Leyfafs

    I want everyone involved in this arested .

  20. Suspicious_Trade2185

    I’d expect that from an America, not a Frenchman

  21. Enlitenkanin

    i don’t know what to say because this food is confusing to me. how can chocolate be combined with pasta and bacon?

  22. DumbBishopPiece

    As a fr*nch person, we do not claim him as one of our own